no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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