i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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