I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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