I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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