There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You peed on a flamingo?!?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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