I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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