the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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