who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Randomize
