Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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