I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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