I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
