It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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