it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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