okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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