some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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