At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This is the high leading the old right now
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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