he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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