omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My bed smells like the plague
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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