we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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