covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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