i just wanna soil my oats bro
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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