you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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