Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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