And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i now understand why vodka
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
