I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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