At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
there is glitter all over my balls
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