ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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