Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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