guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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