Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
