you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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