Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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