i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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