So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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