We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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