Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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