Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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