what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
soo... how was my night?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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