I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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