When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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