She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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