Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
