He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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