Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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