so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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