we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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