"it" just moved
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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