Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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