North Korea, Best Korea!
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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