You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize