very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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