I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dicks are not precious.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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