So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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