i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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