we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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