you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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